30+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids (2023)

By KidSpaceStuff •  Updated: 05/06/24 •  3 min read

Thanksgiving is not just about the turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce; it’s also about sharing hearty laughs around the dinner table! As the aroma of the festive feast fills the air, there’s no better way to add a sprinkle of joy than with a side dish of chuckles.

In this article, we’ve gathered a collection of 30+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids guaranteed to make even the grumpiest of relatives smile. So, before diving into that pumpkin pie, serve up some hilarious jokes and watch as the laughter bubbles over!

Kids Thanksgiving Jokes 

A picture of a grandmother and her granddaughters

Why did the turkey sit on the bench? Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a turkey that’s got rhythm? A drumstick!

Why was the math book at Thanksgiving dinner? It had too many problems.

What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!

Why was the scarecrow invited to Thanksgiving dinner? He was outstanding in his field!

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!

What did the turkey say to the ham? “Stop hogging the table!”

Why was the turkey at the band gig? Because it had the drumsticks!

Why did the turkey blush? Because it saw the cranberry sauce!

What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest!

What do turkeys use to clean themselves? Gobble-lets!

Why was the turkey in a band? It had the drumsticks!

How do you unlock a door on Thanksgiving? With a turkey key!

Why did the turkey play soccer? He wanted to score before Thanksgiving!

What do you call a turkey with an umbrella? A rainbird!

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so proud? It was stuffed to the brim!

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key!

Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!

What did the corn say to the butter? “See you on the cob!”

Why did the pie go to school? To improve its slice of knowledge!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!

How does a turkey keep its pants up? With a gobble-t!

Why did the turkey join the dance? To do the turkey trot!

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!

Why did the sweet potato and turkey break up? They were in a mash-up!

What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drum!

Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving? He wanted to make mashed potatoes!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!

What did the green bean say to the pumpkin at Thanksgiving dinner? “Orange you glad we’re not the main course?”

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Final Thoughts

The 30+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids collection combines whimsical and light-hearted humor, perfect for young audiences. Not only do these jokes infuse laughter into the festive occasion, but they also offer a delightful way to bond with children during Thanksgiving.

The power of a good chuckle should never be underestimated, especially during times of celebration and gratitude. Thanks for reading!