30+ Laugh Out Loud Pokemon Jokes for Kids

By KidSpaceStuff •  Updated: 04/06/24 •  3 min read

Need a laugh? Check out these amazing laugh out loud Pokemon jokes for kids and children!

Kids Pokemon Jokes

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Why did Pikachu sit with Charizard during lunch? Because Charizard had the roast!

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slowpoke!

Why did Meowth sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

How do you get a Pikachu onto a bus? You Pokémon!

Why can’t you trust a Gastly? Because it’s always up to some ghostly mischief!

How does a Bulbasaur feel after a workout? Leaf-tired!

What does a Jigglypuff use to jot down notes? A Sing-pen!

Why was the Sandshrew so good at volleyball? Because he was a pro at spiking!

Where do Water-type Pokémon see a movie? At the Dive-in!

Why was Hypno so good at school? Because he was a dream student!

What do you call a low-fat Pokémon? Butterfree!

Why did Squirtle never play hide and seek? Because he always drew water-tention!

How do you organize a Pokémon party? You Pikachu-se a date!

What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Charizard’s tail? Shock and burn!

Why was the Electric-type Pokémon good at guitar? He knew all the electric chords!

Why did Eevee go to art school? To learn how to sketch-ion!

How do you know if a Pokémon is good at baseball? It’s a home-run-chu!

Why did the Wailmer cross the road? To get to the other tide!

How does Meowth make his coffee? Purr-colated!

Why did Psyduck have a headache? Too many brain waves!

Why don’t you ever shower with a Pokémon? Because it might Pikachu!

Why did Geodude go to school? To become a little boulder!

Why don’t you see Arbok go to school? It can’t spell!

What’s Clefairy’s favorite app? Fairy-book!

How do you make a Venonat float? Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a Venonat!

Why was Poliwrath so good at boxing? He had a mean right hook!

How does Gloom smell? Odd-ish!

What’s a Pokémon’s favorite song? The Poke-émon-go-round!

Why did Ash bring a pen and paper to the battle? To take down names!

What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court? Odor in the court!

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Final Thoughts

Hopefully these kids Pokemon jokes were enough to get a chuckle out of your young one!