30+ Laugh Out Loud Ocean Jokes for Kids

By KidSpaceStuff •  Updated: 04/06/24 •  3 min read

Have you ever considered what whales, dolphins, and even mermaids talk about when they’re having fun? Hold on to your fins, because we’re about to tell you! We’ve looked far and wide to find over 30+ funny ocean jokes that will make your kids laugh and splash in no time. So, prepare for a wave of laughter, whether you like to lay in the sun on the beach or explore the deep sea.

Kids Ocean Jokes

Kids at the beach

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

2. Why did the crab never share? Because he was a shellfish!

3. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

4. What does the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waves!

5. Why did the shark blush? Because it saw the sea-weed!

6. What did one tide say to the other tide? See you soon!

7. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

8. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

9. What do fish use for money? Sand dollars!

10. What kind of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!

11. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

12. Why did the seahorse blush? Because it saw the sea’s bridle!

13. Where do fish save their money? In the river bank!

14. Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!

15. How do fish greet each other? By shaking their fins!

16. What is a dolphin’s favorite game? Squid and seek!

17. Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B-shells!

18. What do you get when you cross a fish with a guitar? A bass guitar!

19. Why do fish never do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below sea level!

20. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed!

21. Where does a fish go for a vacation? To Finland!

22. What did the beach say to the tide? I’m shore, you’ll come back!

23. Why do oysters never give away their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

24. How does a fish get to school? By riding the seahorse!

25. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

26. What do you call a snowman on the beach? A puddle!

27. What do you call a fish with a tie? Sofishticated!

28. Why did the fish stay after school? He was caught talking in the school!

29. Why did the dolphin bring a towel to the party? He wanted to have a whale of a time!

30. What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!

31. Why was the fish bad at basketball? Because it was afraid of the net!

32. What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Here’s a great sing-a-long & action song for kids to enjoy!

Final Thoughts

As nice as a soft ocean breeze is, my 30+ Ocean Jokes for Kids will make you laugh. We laugh and are curious about the seas when we hear jokes, especially ones about how big and mysterious they are. These easy jokes will help the next generation enjoy laughter and the color blue. Remember that when your kids laugh at a fishy joke, you’re teaching them about the ocean at the same time. When you need to laugh, use these jokes!