30+ Laugh Out Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids 

By KidSpaceStuff •  Updated: 04/06/24 •  3 min read

There’s something undeniably infectious about a child’s laughter during the festive season. What better way to add to the merriment as snowflakes fall and carolers sing? 

In this article, I’ll share a collection of hilariously jolly jokes sure to tickle the funny bones of our young ones and get them giggling throughout the holiday season. From Santa’s sleigh antics to reindeer games, get ready to spread joy with the gift of laughter!

Kids Christmas Jokes

Kids under the Christmas tree

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his “elf-esteem”!

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!

How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-starch!

Why was the math book sad at Christmas? It had too many problems.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his “presents”!

Why did the ornament go to school? To get tree-smart!

What says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”? Santa walking backward!

What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

Why didn’t Rudolph make honors? Because he went down in history!

How do snowmen get around? By riding an “icicle”!

What do you call Santa when he loses his pants? Saint Knickerless!

What do you call Santa on a break? Krisp Kringe.

What do you call a frozen elf? Elf-sicle!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He felt crumby!

What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes? Comed-deer!

How does Santa stay fit? He “sleighs” the workout!

Why did Scrooge keep a football team? To get his “pennies worth”!

What is Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

Why did the Christmas tree go to school? To get a better “tree-tment”!

What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less!

How does Santa keep his clothes neat? He uses “Claus-tarch”!

What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly Ranchers!

Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart? Because what he wanted to buy was 20 bucks, but just in case it was rein-deer!

What do you get if Santa goes down a chimney when a fire is lit? Krisp Kringle!

Why did the turkey join the Christmas band? He had the drumsticks!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!

Are you wondering what fun games your kids will play for Christmas? Check out the video below!

Final Thoughts

The article is a funny collection of jokes that capture the spirit of the holiday season. These jokes not only make kids laugh, but they also bring families closer together, which is what Christmas is all about. This is a fun reminder that even the simplest jokes can get people in the holiday spirit.

You can also check out these Halloween jokes for kids to make them smile!